Jaromil Jires (1935) inaugurated the Czech new wave with The Cry (1963).
The Joke (1969) is an adaptation of Milan Kundera's novel.
Valerie a Tyden Divu/ Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970),
an adapation of Vitezslav Nezval's novel (1932), is a spectacular flight
of the imagination, a visual masterpiece like few others in the history
A 13-year-old girl, Valerie, who lives in an aristocratic mansion with her
stern and religious granma, has a dream in which
a young attractive man steals her earrings but later returns them, scolded
by his master, the polecat-masked Constable dressed in black.
Valerie also sees
beautiful women dressed in white swimming and playing in the river.
During breakfast Valerie tells granma that she just had her first period,
and granma warns her to get rid of the
earrings because they belonged to Valerie's late mother,
who got pregnant of the bishop when she was a nun in a convent.
Valerie's granma got the earrings when she bought the house from the Constable.
Valerie is excited because a group of actors has arrived in town,
but her granma reminds her that also a group of missionaries is coming.
From the window Valerie can see the parade for her neighbor Hedvika's wedding.
Valerie sees a man waving at her and imagines that he is the polecat-masked
Constable. Her granma tells her that it is impossible because he died.
While Valerie is playing the piano, a pigeon carries her a letter.
It is signed Orl¡k, and the writer confesses that he is the thief of her dream.
He warns her against the Constable, his uncle, who has killed his parents.
He warns her that the Constable wants Valerie's earrings and offers to help
if she will meet him at the church after the sermon.
Valerie imagines her mother dressed only in her lingerie, lying against a tree,
and a young man making love to her, while Valerie watches from inside a cage
and a procession of nuns passes by.
A missionary, who looks not much nicer than the polecat monster,
delivers the sermon to the town's virgins.
Valerie is the only one not dressed in white.
She finds Orlik chained to the wall and unconscious while the Constable
watches them. She frees him and he tells her that he has been tortured.
They kiss. She imagines a scene of half-naked men dancing around a fountain.
Later a man wrapped in a black cloak who looks like the missionary takes
her to an underground chamber to watch from a keyhole as her granma whips
herself in front of a priest, Gracian, who doesn't love her anymore.
Orlik takes Valerie to watch another scene:
the Constable in his black cloak and wearing the polecat mask meeting Elsa.
She almost faints, recognizing Richard, the man who seduced her when she was 17.
She is still in love with him and offers to give him anything in exchange for
his secret. He promises to make her young again if she grants him the house.
Valerie's granma and women dressed in white roasted pig for a picnic by the
river with the missionary Gracian, who tells the story of how he saved
a black woman in Africa but then she became a prostitute in France.
The missionary Gracian tells Valerie that her father the bishop
had another illegitimate child, Orlik.
Therefore, the Constable/Richard killed Valerie's father.
That night the priest Gracian enters her room and tries to rape her, but
Valerie swallows a magic pearl that Orl¡k gave her and the priest runs away
Elsa, dressed in black, signs the contract that gives Richard ownership of
the mansion. Richard delivers that very night. It turns out that
Hedvika is marrying an old man. Richard and Elsa appear behind them in their
bedroom just before the groom takes the bride's virginity, and Elsa bites
the young bride to suck the blood that will make her forever young.
Valerie finds Orlik crucified on a waterfall, yet another torture inflicted
on him by his evil uncle.
She blindfolds him and takes him to what she thinks is still her mansion.
He tells her that Constable/Richard is a vampyre, who feeds on fresh blood.
The plague that is spreading in the village is good news because it will
deprive the evil monster of the blood he needs. At the mansion they find
Gracian hanging from a window and granma buried in a chest and turns into
a vampyure. They also find a young woman who introduces herself as a distant
cousin, also called Elsa. The unsuspecting Valerie gives her a tour of the
mansion. Only when the "cousin" tries to bite her does Valerie begin to
suspect. Elsa steals Valerie's earrings while the girl is asleep and then
locks her in a barn amid huge spiderwebs.
Valerie wakes up at the mechanical sound of a
fan-like machine and sees Elsa having sex with a man and killing him with
a bite at the throat.
Orlik, instead, outsmarts the woman, steals the earrings back and returns
them to Valie. Valerie tells him that they are brother and sister, and
Orlik shouts in vain that Constable/Richard is his father.
Then things get even more confused because Valerie overhears Constable/Richard
telling Elsa that he is Valerie's father, the bishop, and is dying.
He is split in two
personalities now: one is Valerie's father and the other one is the monster.
When Elsa heals him, he turns into the monster and tries to rape her before
Elsa runs desperate to Gracian and kisses the corpse.
Constable/Richard deposits Valerie in a coffin, makes fun of Elsa's anguished
love for Gracian and tells her that they need
Orkik's heart to revive Valier and make her immortal.
This, of course, makes Elsa desire Orkik's heart for herself.
Both Valerie and Gracian wake up in the crypt from their respective coffins.
Valerie leads Gracian out but Gracian, ungrateful, accuses her to have tempted
him and promises to punish her.
Orlik writers a farewell letter to Varie, that she reads on the fountain.
Hedvika is passing by and Valerie kisses her.
Hedvika is turning into a vampyre, but
they sleep together and make tender love until in the morning
Hedvika is healed.
Gracian leads the persecution of Valerie, accusing her of being a witch.
She is arrested and burned at the stake in front of the priests and of
a band of musicians. When the fire has done its job , women pray in front
of her pyre; but Valerie has been saved by the earrings .
She descents the stairs into a decadent nightclub where Richard and Elsa
are feasting flanked by two nuns. A man, insulted by Richard, attacks
him with a knife and kills him (a scene propitiated by the
magical power of Valerie's earrings): Richard disappears under his cloak
and a little polecat emerges.
Valerie watches amused, eating an apple, and nobody seems to see her.
Valerie goes to sleep naked.
When she wakes up, the world has returned to normality. Her granma is an old
woman and says that she just went to church. Valerie asks her whether the
missionaries have arrived but granma knows nothing about it.
Orlik on a horse delivers a letter asking her to meet him in the countryside.
There he grabs a gun and shoots and kills the polecat.
Granma is dying. On her deathbed she confesses that
Richard claimed to be Valerie's and Orlik's father, but it was a lie.
Elsa, jealous, kicked Valerie's mother out of the house.
Elsa dies before she can answer the question
whether Valerie's mother is still alive.
Valerie sees her mother and her father, still young, come to the funeral and
the dead granma welcoming her.
The last scene is only sung, a bucolic picnic that turns into a sexual orgy
priests, nuns, virgins, old men, her relatives, and the demon himself.
All of them eventually congregate around her bed, which has been placed in
the middle of a wood. She falls asleep in the bed and they all disappear.
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